What kind of crap can we expect from Chad this year?

I’m 99% sure this guy is gonna take a dump in the endzone.

Now if this isn’t the start to a porn movie I don’t know what is

Sorry for the no sports today, but this is more important. I’m letting the public know that for the record, I’ll be voting Democrat this year. But that doesn’t mean I won’t be featuring Sarah Palin, new VP elect more than once or twice.

The very best part of this whole thing is that John McCain, along with just about any other old Republican is going to be drooling over this woman during the entire campaign. And when some of these staring pictures hit the web, just wait for the political blog world to go insane.

Some brief history. Palin grew up in Wasilla, Alaska and played point guard in high school. Her nick name was Sarah “Barracuda” Palin. She finished second in the Miss Wasilla beauty contest which gave her a scholarship to college. Now she’s the Governor.

She’s 44 and 100% doable.

And she’ll be 38 in less than a month. Would the word MILF come to mind here? Um. Yes. For those of you who don’t know Ninel Conde, she’s a pretty well known Mexican actress and it makes no difference if I tell you the programs she’s been on because it wouldn’t help you stop looking at her you know…stuff.

But some stuff you might know? She’s been a regular on Ugly Betty and in 2004 participated in Big Brother VIP (she was voted off which I think must have been a mistake).

In any event, she’s got to be one of the hottest 37-year-olds on the planet.

Check out her Condes after the jump

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The man has finally lost it. Long live complete Psycho Chad Ocho Cinco

Well I’m not sure if “he’s finally lost it” even qualifies. Johnson Ocho Cinco has been pretty insane for a while now. And as a tactical move, changing his name makes sense. He’s gonna need some attention now that he’s not gonna be one of the elite fantasy draft picks this season.

The Wash

Bianca Balti is the international babe of the day - [Doubleviking]

Check out the latest in Athletic arrests - [Busted Coverage]

Sex Ed with Adult film Star Casey Parker - [COED Magazine]

DeAnna Pappas looking stellar in a bikini - [On205th]

Driver slams into Playboy Mansion gates….twice - [Asylum]

Tailgating gear you might want to invest in - [Booshmagazine]

The new talent rookie of the year race - [8Donkeys]

Disturbing trends in sports movies - [The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes]

Which College QB’s have the best ass getting potential? -  [Nextround]

Youtube in 1985 - [Bright Black Internet]

Helena Coelho looking quite good in GQ Portugal - [Cameltap]

Probably not what you want to do with a baseball bat - [Don Chavez]

Keeley Hazell is as gold as the sun - [Derober]

Click on the photo to view more of Sandy

Please for the love of God don’t confuse this Sandy Marie with this one. Yikes! If anyone has any info on the chick above it would be appreciated. Technically I wouldn’t care but it’d be nice to know for piece of mind. Thanks.

Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

So what will all of you do tonight? 

Given that we’re headed into the weekend and it’s been a long time since I made a “Flickr Friday” post, why not get it back flowing with a search for the most sought after day in the work week: Friday.

Don’t ask me how these pictures got in there.  They just did.  Of the 140,000 results here are nine that I thought were worth a mention.

Enjoy

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The annual tomato throwing festival “Tomatina” kicked off in Bunol, Spain yesterday.

Thousands of revellers threw tomatoes at each other and bathed in tomato juice in celebration of Tomatina. 12, 000 kilograms of tomatoes were squashed and hurled to honour the town’s patron saint.

Easily one of the best holidays in recent memory, if you can call it a holiday. They should make some video called “Girls Gone Tomato.” Man I should have just stopped at “best holidays.”

Man I can’t believe I didn’t know this. Elsa Pataky was one of the supporting stars of Snakes on a Plane. I feel so dumb now. I should have known. Eh. No big deal. In case you guys didn’t know Elsa, she’s a known Spanish Actress.

If I were to use a word to describe her, I would have to go with “stunning.” She just has that red carpet feel. Though the whole Adrian Brody thing. I’m just not going to bother trying to figure that one out.

“I don’t think Sam [Samuel L. Jackson] liked the snakes very much. I think I was the only one who did. I love them!”

Yeah I got your snake right here honey.

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I just want to extend my full congratulations to the newest member of the Myspace Toolbox club, Raul. Raul hails from New Jersey but currently resides in Chicago. He’s trying to migrate the douche population due Northwest. Maybe it’s working and maybe it’s not.

If pictures of Raul passed out and looking like he’s about to take one from behind count as cool, then Chicago Rules. Oh yes, the award. Raul wins is the award for the worst jacket of all time.

What manufacturer made this thing and thought “this is what the kids are gonna want?” In all fairness to Raul, that jacket is more than likely the only one owned in America. It could very well be on the Schmuck Ebay Collector list someday.

Raul!