You ever notice how sometimes you’ll have a song in your head for a prolonged period of time and it just pisses you off? Clearly you didn’t intend for it to get there and you really want it the hell out. Usually these songs fall in the “really gay, I can’t stand thinking about this song” category. For a male, a great example would be “Dancing Queen” by Abba. And my apologies if you now hum “Dancing Queen” for a week.

But you know what just popped in my head that I’m loving right now? The theme to the show “Quantum Leap.” I’m just so hunky dory today and nothing is bothering me because of it. And who can forget that last swooping part in the intro when Scott Bakula is kissing chicks?

Ziggy!

Looking for that special someone to do nothing but bang on Craigslist? Check out their casual encounters section. But first you’re gonna have to dig through the pile.

Here’s an example of a real ad:

need an older white woman for the first time! - m4w - 26 (queens)

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Reply to: pers-774280813@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-07-29, 12:29PM EDT I am a 26yr old indian guy looking for my first older white woman, i wanna eat that p*ssy, its just been a dream of mine.
.Now this would be your prime example of a real Craigslist casual encounters ad. There’s just zero possibility of making up this kind of picture nor any possibility of being able to take out those back hairs with a tweezer. On the other side of the spectrum, you’ll see your Women Seeking Men ads which are 99% fake. Continue Reading »

CJ attends Florida State University where she is majoring in Dance. In case you don’t know CJ, or haven’t seen her on Facebook, this sexy Seminole is the 2007-2008 Miss Tempe12 in the Big Ten & Pac-10 editions of the 2007-08 Tempe12 college bikini calendar.

The calendar features the hottest girls from every university in the Pac10 conference. But that’s not what we’re talking about here is it folks. CJ attends FSU. Case should be closed right there.

100 bucks says she has ridiculous drunken pics in her Facebook profile. If they can be found, please send them to me. She’s in college, period. Come on guys.

In the meantime let’s take a look at some of the pictures that Tempe 12 provided us.

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I’m Hector, yeah Killuh Hecs haha. Whats there to say, I’m Colombian with a little bit of everything thrown in there. I live in North “JERSEYYYY” =P…go to NJIT and basically just do my thing- I’v come to grips with reality I love my family, my life and my friends. I live for the goodtimes and run.

Couple of questions: What exactly is Hector’s “thing?” And what does “good times” entail? My guess? Hector’s thing is almost touching his mom’s breast in a photo I have below.

And second. His good times are usually revolved around lip pouting and coming up with excuses to not hook up with girls because he’s gay. Hector’s other quote? “The only thing I have going for me in this life is the fact that I’m not gay. If you take that away from me, I’m nothing.”

Kiluuuuuhhhhhh!

About two weeks ago, “ESPN’s “Titletown” tour made its stop in Columbus Thursday. The promotion put on by the national sports network is out to determine the best sports city in the United States.

With Ohio Stadium providing the backdrop, a throng of Buckeye fans circled the Titletown set to take in an interview with college football’s only two-time Heisman Trophy winner, Archie Griffin, and watch ESPN film parts of its segment set to air Monday evening during SportsCenter.”

OK this is all well and good but for the only 2-time Heisman winner they couldn’t get Erin Andrews over there? Who the hell is that blond? And what’s with all the hot rods and white trash stuff? At least in Florida you had Tebow knowing he “tapped that ass.”

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It must get cold in that Tundra of land that is Eerie, Pennsylvania. And when the cheerleaders for a semi-pro football league that is the American Indoor Football Association decide to go out, it’s time to dance, period. The Erie Freeze Chillers can certainly defrost most any stiffness out there, especially mine.

The amount of poor sexual connotations in this article has started off so badly that I can’t even begin to describe what a debacle this piece of literary piss this is. However, I’m gonna keep it going. The Erie Freeze Chillers really know how to thaw out those iceboxes. They really know how to store in the heat on my pants. They really know how to mow my lawn.

The Erie Freeze cheerleaders can really help me score. They can seriously teach me out to do my own touchdown dance. If I were an Eerie Freeze Cheerleader, I’d learn to north out my pole.

In any event, these girls can party

It’s good to be a Gator

It must be difficult for any university president to respond to the news that the school they promote as a bastion of education, culture, and developing fine, upstanding human beings is designated as the nation’s top-ranked party school.

The Wash

President of UofF not exactly psyched with top-party school status - [Deadspin]

Let’s put it to a vote: Is she hot or not? - [Don Chavez]

NBC’s Music lineup for the Olympics - [Awful Announcing]

A $5,000 Kayak that fits in your backpack - [Asylum]

And the Celebrity Chick beats the Myspace Chick - [Tastybooze]

What the hell were they doing there? - [Nextround]

Great video of the NYPD vs. someone on a bicycle - [Celebridiot]

What was Jessica Alba thinking? - [Derober]

These school suck for one reason: sobriety - [College OTR]

12 of the Best Leon Budweiser commercials - [Tailgating Ideas]

Shaun Sand is a reason to leave your wife - [My Chill Pill]

Sexy Celebs from Comic Con 2008 - [Bamkapow]

Bobby Brown drafted into the NBA! - [Allballs]

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Yes, Ashley Tisdale. Look, she has that Jewish and “shopping with her mother” look, but it doesn’t change the fact that she’s famous, thus more alluring, thus if I ever had sex with her I would tell the world and feel like a bigger man because of it. Kind of like Chelsea Clinton only Tisdale is attractive.

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For all of you “tweeners” out there who simply don’t understand fine cinema that involves people other than Hanna Montana, let me point you to a classic that’s right up there with your Breakfast Clubs and Sixteen Candles of the world:

Three O’Clock High is the story of a weenie who must overcome a bully who he is set to fight at 3:00PM after school. It is the true story of triumph, courage and the desire for greatness. But who played the bully? His name is Richard Tyson and I think Buddy Revell is one of the best characters of all time.

Since then? You might remember him as the bad guy in Kindergarten Cop and the crazy cop in Something About Mary. Tyson remains an actor and I’m still waiting on Four O’Clock High: “He Put a Kick me Sign on My back”

Love this guy