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Jul 31 2008

Big Surprise for Guy Whose Girlfriend was Stuck to the Toilet

Published by at 10:00 am under Oddly Enough

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A man whose girlfriend sat on a toilet for so long that the seat adhered to her body will spend six months on probation.

Kory McFarren pleaded no contest last month to a misdemeanor count of mistreatment of a dependent adult. A judge sentenced him Tuesday to six months in jail but granted the probation after the victim, Pam Babcock, asked for leniency.

Babcock’s plight became known in February when McFarren called the Ness County sheriff, expressing concern about his live-in girlfriend. When authorities arrived, they found Babcock physically stuck to the toilet.

McFarren told police Babcock had refused to come out of the bathroom for two years. Medical personnel estimated she’d been sitting on the toilet for at least a month and said the seat had adhered to sores on her body.

A refusal to come out of the toilet for 2 years is funny and weird enough. But the part of this article that is of no surprise to me is the finale.

Also Tuesday, McFarren was sentenced to six months in jail for an unrelated charge of lewd and lascivious behavior for exposing himself to a teenage neighbor in March.

Man what a shocker. A guy who lets his girlfriend sit stuck to a toilet for 730 days is exposing himself to minors. You couldn’t have written a better script for this.





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