Jul 30 2008
Looking for that special someone to do nothing but bang on Craigslist? Check out their casual encounters section. But first you’re gonna have to dig through the pile.
Here’s an example of a real ad:
need an older white woman for the first time! – m4w – 26 (queens)
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: 2008-07-29, 12:29PM EDT I am a 26yr old indian guy looking for my first older white woman, i wanna eat that p*ssy, its just been a dream of mine.
.Now this would be your prime example of a real Craigslist casual encounters ad. There’s just zero possibility of making up this kind of picture nor any possibility of being able to take out those back hairs with a tweezer. On the other side of the spectrum, you’ll see your Women Seeking Men ads which are 99% fake.
Come wit me i’ll ROCK your Socks – 22
Reply to: email@example.com
Date: 2008-07-29, 1:05PM EDTHey my name is Shirley I am 5’5 with a smile like the sunrise. I am overall I’m a laid back person who just likes to have fun. That fun is pretty much whatever happens day to day. I’m a nerd sometimes so I would chose hanging out at home watching movies and cuddling with that special someone over going out any day of the week . I’m an open book so if you want to know just ask.< Well sure! Let me just sign on up at Freakysingles.com! It’s just so often that a hot chick in her underwear will take a photo with her phone camera and post a completely innocent ad like that isn’t it?
Good luck being a straight male trying to get laid on that site. Ain’t gonna happen.
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