My new Sponsors

In their infinite wisdom and in response to my open letter to Dewey Hammond, Yardbarker has selected this site, Uncoached, to be a part of its ever growing network of websites. Advertisers will have the chance to open new doors in not only the sporting world genre, but in the Myspace Toolbox, Where are They Now, and editorial letters about wanting to bounce Managing Editor’s of Sports Networks off their knees genre.

And to the people at Yardbarker, I only ask you of two things. Two simple things and I will dedicate myself to making this the biggest and best site in your network.

One: Playboy Mansion. If I don’t get an invite I will definitely have to smash some doors down. I assure you I’m very handsome so it will all work out. Oh, and my fiance is not invited.

Two: Christmas Party. I want to A. Take Dewey to the party on my shoulders and B. Dress up as Santa Claus and bounce him on my knee for at least 5 minutes, no 10.

If these things can be arranged, then you’ve got yourself a blockbuster of a site. If not, Dewey and I are running off to the Bahamas together and there’s nothing you can say or do about it.

Love,

Natty B.

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