Jul 29 2008
Why I Miss College: Because of FSU and Zeta Tau Alpha’s Sorority
You see this folks? This is what it’s like when you get to go to a school like Florida State University. This is what it’s like to be that guy. That guy in this picture who was smart enough to realize that this was his one chance to party on a consistent basis with hot blonde sorority girls. Sure he looks like a toolbox but this guy is my kind of guy, and the ladies at Zeta Tau Alpha know what’s up.
Remember this men? Remember the out of control times? Remember how “easy” things were? The beauty of attending a school of mostly hot chicks is that it’s “easy” even with gorgeous girls. I mean what could have possibly went on that night? Where did these girls wake up? What stories did the guys tell the next day?
I miss this thoroughly. And I miss even more….
I really miss dorm rooms. Look at those legs for Christ’s sake.
Panty Raid!
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