Jul 29 2008
The Myspace Toolbox: Johnny Cannolies
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait just a God damned minute here. Are you trying to tell me that there’s anyone on the planet that DOESN’T want to beat the crap out of this guy?
Seriously guys. Who the hell is out there telling me that? Because I don’t believe you. If you’re telling me this guy deserves anything but a giant shoe to the pants then you’re just insane.
Absolutely insane. Big Shoe. Pants. Shove it right up there.
Period.
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What is with all the fucking dagos? There is one too many Italian mafia movies out there. Every dark haired dark skinned pussy out there is trying to claim some sort of gangsta profile. You gonna go on a job interview looking like that. C’mon people. Our country is going down in flames.
Don’t claim Italian douche bag. Tool.