I just want to extend my most heartfelt congratulations to Amy Lynn Grover, one of the winners of Playboy’s Youtube search, and the winner of the “if you found my pants it wouldn’t take long” award.

Amy Lynn is a blond so that kind of upsets me, but she is most certainly deserving of the honor. Amy, I’m sure all the hard work of wearing makeup and perfecting that high pitched Playboy Bunny laugh will pay off. In fact, I look forward to someday meeting you at the mansion so that I may say something extremely inappropriate so that you’ll slap me.

That way I can say “Amy Lynn Grover” touched me in a very mean way. If you kicked me in the balls I’d definitely like it.

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