Jul 28 2008
When someone’s tagline reads “I pregame harder than you party” there’s only one conclusion: Small Penis. I know this because the name of my fantasy baseball team is “I pregame harder than you party.”
Seriously man, who the hell writes that crap? And as I write this, the music on Michael’s Myspace profile is giving me a major headache. Plus he has a Scarface picture up. Come on dude. Y ou don’t shoot people. You’re not cool. Give it up. Just stop.
You’re a tool. You know you’re a tool. It’s just obvious. Admit it man.
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