Jul 28 2008
She’s Uncoachable: Jessica Simpson
OK guys. We all know who Jessica Simpson is but let’s just not forget how hot this woman is either alright? Sure she seems kind of dumb (which I personally think is part of an act). And yes, she dated John Mayer, which is completely unacceptable.
But come on guys. She’s one of the few celebrities who is legitimately tasty. I think the allure of the celebrity is that they’re famous. Personally I feel celebrities seem hotter than they actually are simply because of their fame.
Simpson however, could easily be in Maxim, Sports Illustrated, Playboy, you name it. No disrespect to Jennifer Aniston, but picture her in Maxim compared to most models that are in there. Not even close. But Jessica Simpson? Yummy.
Simpson’s Chicken of the Sea after the jump
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- Possibly the Most Annoying Song and Video in Existence Today: Metro Station’s “Shake it Up”

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