Jul 24 2008
The Myspace Toolbox: Al Breezy
You’d think with a name like Al Breezy he might be a sports announcer or something. Perhaps one would think of a nice, calming atmosphere type of guy. Nope, this guy is straight up douche puppet.
I mean do you really take pictures of yourself with your shirt halfway up to expose your skinny stomach and non hard self? This guy even has a photo of himself sucking his thumb.
Just remember something bud. You’re name is Albert, will always be Albert and you will never, ever, not by a long shot, be tough.
P.S. Just you guys know Al “stays fresh to death”
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greatest new phrase ever: “douche puppet”
Thank you, thank you! ‘Douche puppet’ may be my new favorite phrase. Definitely in the caliber of such greats as ‘fuck stick’ and ‘ass hat.’
This page is hysterical.
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