You’d think with a name like Al Breezy he might be a sports announcer or something. Perhaps one would think of a nice, calming atmosphere type of guy. Nope, this guy is straight up douche puppet.

I mean do you really take pictures of yourself with your shirt halfway up to expose your skinny stomach and non hard self? This guy even has a photo of himself sucking his thumb.

Just remember something bud. You’re name is Albert, will always be Albert and you will never, ever, not by a long shot, be tough.

P.S. Just you guys know Al “stays fresh to death”