Jul 24 2008
Imagine This Guy Was on Your High School Basketball Team
Are you kidding me?
Seriously guys. This is a joke. I’m a white Jewish kid from Long Island. I grew up playing pick up games and love basketball. I’d play for hours on end. And of course as I got older I would play constantly at the JCC or Jewish Y as some might refer to it.
Hell I even play a little ball in the adult arena from time to time. But can you even fathom your short, skinny, terribly skilled Jewish ass on the same court with the likes of Vince Carter when he was 16-17 years old? I mean it’s a joke, simply put.
You’re 45-50 years old, you want to see your son play in the Easy Valley High Tournament and on walks this 6-7 guy who can basically jump over your son’s entire body? It’s almost comical. Here’s to the glory days Vince.
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That video of Vince is sick. He basically was an NBA player playing w and against the freshman squad. Anyway . nice video. website is great in all aspects. Myspace toolbox mayb the best thing i have ever seen
Thanks for the compliments man. Me and my boys used to say this about high school players like Vince was: A man playing amongst boys.