Village leaders have passed an ordinance that would levy $25 fines against anyone showing three inches or more of their underwear in public.

Eugene Williams is the mayor of Lynwood. He says young men walk around town half-dressed, keeping major retailers and economic development away. He calls the new law a hot topic.

This isn’t a black thing or a white thing. This is a clothing thing. Do we really want to see your ass hanging out? I love this law. Just the other day I saw some guy crossing the street and I swear to God his pants were at his knees. It looked like he was trying to take a dump for Christ’s sake.

Do women like this? Am I missing something? Does looking like a piece of dung is about to wind up on your shoe signal some sort of “I love shit” signal in females? Where is the appeal? This Mayor is my hero.

Far be it from me to judge, but is this what women go for these days? Is this what Hip-Hop is supposed to be? I don’t see Puff Daddy or Nas looking constipated. I don’t get it.

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