Alright already. I’m using the term WAG, OK? I can’t stand it. It doesn’t nearly have the staying power as MILF but it appears to be working out there in the world. And who better a WAG to put up here than the very sexy, the very sensual, and very accommodating Nereida Gallardo?

Word is she was banging some other dude Sergio Ramos before shacking up with Cristiano Ronaldo. Jesus I can just feel the gayness seeping through my body as I even think about soccer. Who cares???? Damnet! Who gives a damn about soccer?

Well I do suppose that if it weren’t for soccer these WAGs (God I hate that word) wouldn’t be so prevalent today. In any event, this particular WAG, Nereida, might actually encourage me to take soccer lessons. Do you think I could pick up a hot WAG at the JCC Maccabee Games?

More of Nereida after the jump