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Jul 17 2008

The Gayest Jean Claude Van Damme Pictures I’ve Ever Seen

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Now I can’t deny that I’m a huge fan of Bloodsport and Kickboxer.  Personally I think that despite his atrocious acting skills, Jean Claude Van Damme is kind of a cult martial arts classic type of a guy.

What I find extraordinarily amazing is how he is even remotely straight.  I mean he hasn’t even explored the other side just once?  I find that nearly impossible to believe.  Plus he’s been divorced 5 times.  The guy needs a man, period.

With that in mind, take a look at some of these pictures and tell me you don’t think this guy crossed the street at least once in his life.

Jean Claude Van Damme

This one is the prize.  Lorenzo Lamas.  Man this is great.

Jean Claude Van Damme

Playgirl must have been shooting this.

Jean Claude Van Damme

Leather Pants.

Jean Claude Van Damme

We get it bud.  You have biceps.

Jean Claude Van Damme

Tong Po tapped that ass.

Jean Claude Van Damme

Chong Li tapped that ass.

Jean Claude Van Damme

I duneed your help (that’s his accent written out in text)





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14 Responses to “The Gayest Jean Claude Van Damme Pictures I’ve Ever Seen”

  1. [...] not going to lie.  I laughed at loud at every single one of these. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, [...]

  2. Isaacon 17 Jul 2008 at 6:55 am

    I don’t know why I clicked on this, but I did. I hope that doesn’t make me gay

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  4. Jimi Hendrixon 17 Jul 2008 at 10:34 am

    I’m pretty sure all of these photos can be explained by his being European, which is like being semi-gay.

  5. Some A-Holeon 18 Jul 2008 at 12:48 am

    I bet his butt hole hurts!!

  6. colomboon 18 Jul 2008 at 1:16 am

    @jimi hendrix… as your ignorance can be explained by your not being european.

  7. lengon 20 Jul 2008 at 12:01 am

    I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profile was found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site !!!***SugarDaddyconnect . c o m last week and he was seeking his sugar woman there. wow!!

  8. [...] Take a look at some of these pictures and tell me you don’t think this guy crossed the street at least once in his life. [...]

  9. [...] Maybe the gayest photo of Van Damme ever. [...]

  10. Tong Poon 17 Jul 2009 at 3:10 pm

    I tapped that a$$

  11. Anonon 06 Nov 2009 at 3:12 pm

    All guys are at least bi. The pretty boys and muscle men (in all and any industry, but especially in sports, Hollywood, media, and Politics) definitely get it on with each other. It’s only natural. Perfection & beauty loves to express itself with itself. Like is enamored with like. Sex is the highest form of admiration.

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  13. rain82on 19 Apr 2010 at 12:28 pm

    jean claude is Belgium from europe so that explains the whole gay look.

  14. Billon 19 May 2011 at 10:10 pm

    Okay, while I completely agree with your remarks in this post, I must say your grammar is atrocious!!!

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