Jul 17 2008
The Gayest Jean Claude Van Damme Pictures I’ve Ever Seen
Now I can’t deny that I’m a huge fan of Bloodsport and Kickboxer. Personally I think that despite his atrocious acting skills, Jean Claude Van Damme is kind of a cult martial arts classic type of a guy.
What I find extraordinarily amazing is how he is even remotely straight. I mean he hasn’t even explored the other side just once? I find that nearly impossible to believe. Plus he’s been divorced 5 times. The guy needs a man, period.
With that in mind, take a look at some of these pictures and tell me you don’t think this guy crossed the street at least once in his life.
This one is the prize. Lorenzo Lamas. Man this is great.
Playgirl must have been shooting this.
Leather Pants.
We get it bud. You have biceps.
Tong Po tapped that ass.
Chong Li tapped that ass.
I duneed your help (that’s his accent written out in text)
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I don’t know why I clicked on this, but I did. I hope that doesn’t make me gay
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I’m pretty sure all of these photos can be explained by his being European, which is like being semi-gay.
I bet his butt hole hurts!!
@jimi hendrix… as your ignorance can be explained by your not being european.
I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profile was found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site !!!***SugarDaddyconnect . c o m last week and he was seeking his sugar woman there. wow!!
[...] Take a look at some of these pictures and tell me you don’t think this guy crossed the street at least once in his life. [...]
[...] Maybe the gayest photo of Van Damme ever. [...]
I tapped that a$$
All guys are at least bi. The pretty boys and muscle men (in all and any industry, but especially in sports, Hollywood, media, and Politics) definitely get it on with each other. It’s only natural. Perfection & beauty loves to express itself with itself. Like is enamored with like. Sex is the highest form of admiration.
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jean claude is Belgium from europe so that explains the whole gay look.
Okay, while I completely agree with your remarks in this post, I must say your grammar is atrocious!!!