Has anyone here ever joined a fan club? I’m pretty excited because I’m 99% sure I will be joining the Elena Bonzanni fan club. Elena is another one of those women who has been sucked in by the world of soccer. She’s currently attached to Lazio’s Swiss right-back Valon Behrami. In any event, Elena is a 25 year old model who I’m hoping gets some U.S. attention pretty soon.

Elena’s got the kind of face that would make me cut off my hands if she asked me to. Some guys could handle beauty like that. I don’t think I’d ever have a clear head around this woman. And I’m a smart guy! I actually know how to talk to people. But I truly think my head would just get in the way here.

Will she get into your head? Find out after the jump

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