Amazing. I totally forgot about Susan Ward. She was the complete package in the movie Shallow Hal. Snotty. Arrogant. Hot.  All the qualities I look for in a woman I want to sleep with and have no real relationship with.

And little did I know she was the star of some show called “Sunset Beach?” But what the hell has she been up to for the last 8 years? Looks like modeling in poses that almost show her chest but not quite.

Prediction? Topless within 2 years to get her career back on track. I don’t know why she just doesn’t send me the pictures and get it over with already. That and her dirty underpants.

That’s right, I said underpants. Ward me after the jump