Firefighters called to a blaze at an apartment building in a southern German town were astonished to discover a fully equipped extremely drunk imposter in their ranks, police said on Thursday.

On hearing the alarm, the 38-year-old man had rushed to the fire station, was helped into protective clothing and helmet by unsuspecting firefighters and boarded the fire engine, a spokesman for Suedhessen police said.

“When fire breaks out, it’s all hands on deck!” the man told officers when questioned about his motives

I only have one thing to say about this guy.  I’d like to hang out with him more than any person on earth right now.

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