Jul 11 2008
Sorry I haven’t had a “Flickr Friday” in a little while. I myself was going through a little withdrawal. So to get back into the swing of things I figured putting up some pictures of a Panama City Hooters Bikini contest would right my head.
There’s nothing more exhilarating than watching a bunch of girls who I have zero chance of sleeping with. Can you guess who won this thing? Gee I wonder if it’s the girl who had at least 14 breast augmentations and made me wonder why the hell I never had a babysitter like that as a kid (actually she was first runner up). It was always some weird Jamaican woman.
I think I just came up with an excellent business idea. Babysitters for adults. They come solely dressed in tight skirts and have a minimum bust size of FFF. No, it’s not prostitution. It’s babysitting, spanking if you’ve been bad, and going to bed early if you’ve been good. Oh yeah, and blow jobs.
You think my future wife would go for that idea?
Check out more of the “F” girl after the jump (Picture credit to Chris Holder)
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