Right off the bat I’m annoyed because of the way Charlie is spelled. The “ey” just automatically puts this guy into the “my name is spelled wrong so I can talk like a schmuck” zone. And boy does he ever.

Here’s Charley’s Myspace Profile quote: “I’m a mutha f@ckin cash money millionaire, I know that ain’t fair, but I don’t care.” Look, I don’t care if that’s from a movie or not. Dude. What is wrong with you man?

You know something that isn’t fair. That I can’t physically be there to hit you over the head with the bottom of my foot after I’ve stepped in a pile of doggy doo.

Take your shirt off somewhere else you douche.

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