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Jul 09 2008

Loser of the Year Award goes to this Guy

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I’m a 20 year old GA Tech student who has never kissed. I have been going out with a girl online for the last 5 years and she’s finally coming down to see me on the 11th. She tells me it’s a big turn-off if a guy doesn’t know how to kiss, and she even dumped her last boyfriend because of this. I want to make a good first impression, but I’ve never kissed before! Please, I need a girl to practice kissing with, nothing else!! Just kissing lesson – nothing more nothing less!

Some have asked if I have terrible oral hygiene or something of that sort, so I included a picture of me showing my teeth! I’m pretty normal overall. Will send more pics on request! Email me at mmccarty3 at gatech dot edu

Never been kissed

Congratulations buddy. No one on this earth is more of a tool than you. You’re the absolutely biggest loser in the Universe. If you died right now, not even your parents would care after reading that.





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4 responses so far

4 Responses to “Loser of the Year Award goes to this Guy”

  1. Kimon 09 Jul 2008 at 11:42 am

    Dating a girl online for 5 years!!! L…O…S…E…R

  2. JOHNon 10 Jul 2008 at 9:16 am

    GET OFF THE COMPUTER YOU TOOL AND GO OUT SIDE AND FIND SOME TAIL……

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