Our first EMO guy! I’m so excited not to have to write about Tommy Gunnzz or Billy Two Nutz. This here is Blake Anger and I’m sure the guy is always angry. He’s got a song called “Spaz” by N.E.R.D. playing on his Myspace Profile.

These are the types of guys that wear shirts that say “loser” and “mean people suck.” These are also the types of guys that wind up killing a ton of people at one time.

But seriously, how the hell do you interact with a dude like this? He probably works in a video store or something and even the manager is probably like “I have to hire this guy? Equal opportunity my ass. Look at his hair. Are you serious?”

Yeah man! People suck dude. P.S. He’s gay.