I still think he’s a virgin

As you might remember, Stephen Curry is the baby faced guard at Davidson college who made a ton of noise in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. He’s also the son of spot shooting, flat footed Del Curry. Well now he’s the only college athlete being nominated for an ESPY in the best breakthrough athlete category.

I’d just like to remind everyone that Stephen is still a college boy. He’s young, and he has the same desire to get drunk and party like everyone else.

I’d also like to nominate him as an early candidate for guys who are going to wish they were back in college. He’s only 6′2 and will not athletically compete with NBA guards. I wish him well in his eventual trip to the NBA, but I don’t think it will be pretty.

In the meantime, Stevie Boy! Keep celebrating that celebrity status and lose your virginity already. And also, thanks for being one of my very first posts on here.

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