For a minute there I was actually on this guy’s side. Chris seemed like a fun partier but then it was his Myspace Profile that got me. That and his 3 foot tattoo of a cross. Seriously though Chris.

A background of Vida Guerra and prominently displaying myprofilepimp.com? That just doesn’t give off too tough a vibe. Plus Chris is a little chubby which leads me to believe he gets made fun of a little bit by his boys.

I don’t think he gets made fun of for actually being chubby, but the chubbiness is an open door to ridicule him for other things. And stop making tough guy faces dude. You’re not tough.

Pudge!

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