Jul 03 2008

The Myspace Toolbox: Bonomo and Prettyboii Cuzziez

Published by Natty at 8:00 am under The Myspace Toolbox

Bonomo

You know what? I’ll say it. This kid is a good looking kid (see pictures below). He actually might have the tools to make it in this world (other than being cross-eyed). But then you get all spelling words completely wrong and doing THIS with your hair?

Why? Why must you do this Bonomo? Why must you subject yourself with this kind of culture? Don’t you guys realize that every single person outside of your amazingly weird clique cannot stand you?

Is it a contest? How oily, earringed, STD filled, collared up, steroid popped, fake tanned, obviously homoerotically enhanced can your lives get? This guy can definitely take the crown.

I don’t know what the term is, but I’m definitely a racist with these people. Contest. Please come up with an appropriate race title for these folk.

Bonomo Bonomo Bonomo Bonomo

5 Responses to “The Myspace Toolbox: Bonomo and Prettyboii Cuzziez”

  1. gregon 03 Jul 2008 at 5:31 pm

    ass pirates!!!!!!!!!

  2. Philon 03 Jul 2008 at 9:15 pm

    fuckin “guidos”

  3. Raffleson 04 Jul 2008 at 4:10 pm

    Simple, they are poofs. If they were any more effeminate they would have periods.

  4. Kaotic Beautyon 23 Aug 2008 at 10:37 am

    holy shit I can’t tell the 3 apart, I like the name poofs, kinda what I think of when I see the hair do that 98% of thses tools sport, or grease balls, god I’m glad this race isn’t inditinat to FL, it is a rare odity to see this type in the actual sun.

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