Looks like Whitney is trying to get us to put on some lbs.

Welcome to Wednesday’s wash. You know the drill.

The Wash

The Boston Bruins try to get you plump – [Don Chavez]

Miley Cyrus might be depleted by 2013 – [Derober]

Happy Birthday Pamela (and her Playboy Covers) – [Asylum]

The Mini Hot Dog Eating Championship – [Comedy]

College Player’s mom busts him for drinking – [Sports by Brooks]

Adrienne Grenier doing his vest Vinnie Chase impression – [Flatusyahu]

Erik Estrada Attacked by a midget – [Micklanders]

Create Captions for Team USA – [Awful Announcing]

The Help Desk Dude vs. The Sales Guy – [Totally Crap]

Dwayne Wade is solid as a rock – [Deuce of Davenport]

Good old granny gets a big black surprise – [Cameltap]

Man gives up wife for NBA Tickets – [College OTR]