As Awful Annoucing would say: Caption this

As you know there was a fight at the Playboy mansion last week. Unfortunately the pictures were limited but thankfully I managed to find some of Shawn Merriman licking his chops at the prospect of one of the ring girls.

I most certainly don’t blame the guy. I’d imagine since he’s not juicing anymore that GHB was probably taking the place of the usual blend of Grade A Big Brown injections. What if Merriman got in the ring that night?

Could he have done some damage? We’ll never know but at least he probably took advantage of some poor lass who didn’t know any better.