Jul 01 2008
Barber Shop With JaMarcus Russell
JaMarcus looking dapper before the pre season.
JaMarcus: You must be out yo goddamn mind! Joe Louis is the greatest boxer that ever lived. I’ll be with you boys in a minute. He was better than Cassius Clay, he was better than Sugar Ray, and that new dude, what’s his name, Mike Tyson, looks like a bulldog, he was better than him too: What about Rocky Marciano?
Barber: Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin ’bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That’s their one, that’s their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain’t shit.”
JaMarcus’s buddy: He beat Joe Louis’ ass.
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