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Jul 31 2008

The Emerging Hotties of 2008 Lead the PM Portfolio

Published by under PM Porfolio


Click on the photo to see who made the list 

There’s plenty of talent out there, but some sex pots go unnoticed for long periods of time until one day they come out of nowhere.  Articles like COED’s Emerging Hotties help them find the way.

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Busty Montag Vida Guerra Terrie Marcele Alexa Danneel Kendra

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Jul 31 2008

Jerry Lewis Stopped By Police for Having a Concealed Weapon, Also looks Really Fat

Published by under Entertainment,News

Police stopped the famous entertainer at a Las Vegas airport for having an unloaded hand gun in his carryon bag. OK, that’s all well and good. Jesus this guy is fat. What the hell is up with this dude? He’s definitely eating all of Jerry’s kids.

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Jul 31 2008

Big Surprise for Guy Whose Girlfriend was Stuck to the Toilet

Published by under Oddly Enough


A man whose girlfriend sat on a toilet for so long that the seat adhered to her body will spend six months on probation.

Kory McFarren pleaded no contest last month to a misdemeanor count of mistreatment of a dependent adult. A judge sentenced him Tuesday to six months in jail but granted the probation after the victim, Pam Babcock, asked for leniency.

Babcock’s plight became known in February when McFarren called the Ness County sheriff, expressing concern about his live-in girlfriend. When authorities arrived, they found Babcock physically stuck to the toilet.

McFarren told police Babcock had refused to come out of the bathroom for two years. Medical personnel estimated she’d been sitting on the toilet for at least a month and said the seat had adhered to sores on her body.

A refusal to come out of the toilet for 2 years is funny and weird enough. But the part of this article that is of no surprise to me is the finale.

Also Tuesday, McFarren was sentenced to six months in jail for an unrelated charge of lewd and lascivious behavior for exposing himself to a teenage neighbor in March.

Man what a shocker. A guy who lets his girlfriend sit stuck to a toilet for 730 days is exposing himself to minors. You couldn’t have written a better script for this.

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Jul 31 2008

She’s Uncoachable: One of the Hottest Canadians Ever, Vanessa Blouin

Published by under She's Uncoachable

Vanessa Blouin

From Chickipedia: Vanessa Blouin’s big break came in 2005 when she participated in the Canadian version of the Miss Hawaiian Tropic Pageant. She made the most of the opportunity, walking away with the crown and earning entry into the international version of the contest, where she placed in the top 15 and won the award for “Miss Photogenic.”

Looking to capitalize on her Hawaiian Tropic success, Vanessa hit the beach as the first-ever Canadian supermodel on Bikini.com.

And the rest is history. Oh yes, she won the 2006-2007 Miss Castrol Award. I gotta say, she is pretty damned photogenic. And from a Jewish Long Island guy who loves little jappy brunettes, this blond sure as hell grabs my attention.

Check out more of Vanessa after the jump

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Jul 31 2008

The Myspace Toolbox: J BIzzzzzzz

Published by under The Myspace Toolbox

J Bizzz

Does it really matter which one it is?

I wish this was made up, but this is Jeff’s “About me” section in his Myspace Profile

well im J BiZZZ aka jeffff…im into myself, but umm is there something wrong with that? i think not… confidence is everything in lifee.. so y not have the most confidence in YOURSELFF…i go to the gym every single day..i love it… takes off stress.. makes my body look good;)…xsport fitness is the best gym ive ever seen.. im thinkin about just moving in…i loveee my car…shit is beautifulll… its actually my current girlfriend lol…but besides that… its crazy fast so anyone that thinks there faster…get atchaa boii…

I’ve never been more afraid for the future of our Nation than I am at this moment. I will say this though. He does have a pretty hot lady on his hands. All the credit in the world for bagging her Jeff. You’re still pretty douchey though.

Holler at me boy!

J Bizzz J Bizzz J Bizzz J Bizzz

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Jul 31 2008

The European Beach Soccer League is a Step in the Right Direction

Published by under Soccer,Sports

Beach Soccer Cheerleaders

Clearly my admiration for the sport of soccer isn’t growing in the “respect for the game” category. However, I will say that beach soccer is pretty cool. Why? Because it’s always fun. After all, they played it in Karate Kid, so it’s cool in my book.

But anytime you can take beach soccer like the European Beach Soccer League and add some amazingly hot cheerleaders into the mix, well then you’ve got yourself a product. However, this league may want to think about its marketing strategy. There’s not even a website yet. And if there is, I couldn’t find it.

I’m pretty sure if you anointed me the new commissioner of this league, I could get it to star status in less than a year. If any of you blokes out there in the Euro Beach Circuit are reading this, drop me a line and we’ll talk.

In the meantime, these pictures are why soccer has a chance at getting better

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Jul 31 2008

The Babes at Comic Con are Getting Better and Better

Published by under Entertainment

Comic Con

If Gina Carano is into it, there’s gotta be more babes to follow.

Every man has sexual fantasies.  Every man wants to spice things up in the bedroom once in while.  And what better way to do this than to be magically whisked away by the likes of Wonder Woman, Lara Croft, or even a Ghostbuster?  That my friends, is one of the reasons to have attended this year’s San Diego Comic Con.

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Jul 31 2008

Thursday’s Twelve: Zsuzsana Ripley, The Biggest Choke Job, and a Hacked Phone Tush

Published by under Thursday's Twelve


Are you kidding me? Man this is just unfair.

With a name like Zsuzsana, how can she not be hot? I’d like to take a survey on how many women have two letter Z’s in their first name and aren’t hot. Actually there might be some weirdos in Tanzania or something that have those gold things on their necks. Forget I bothered. This Z is pretty damned fine though.

The Twelve

Zsuzsana Ripley is the Hungarian babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

Who is the biggest choke job of 2008? – [Don Chavez]

Her phone was hacked, but Miley Cyrus shows her ass anyway – [Liquid Generation]

Is it the Myspace Chick or the Celebrity Chick? – [Tastybooze]

Inquiring about the drunk girls of Myspace – [Asylum]

Horny dog on the loose in the park – [Bright Black Internet]

More Cubs fans are getting into fights – [Sports by Brooks]

Olympic censorship is a thing of beauty – [Awful Announcing]

Bruce Willis takes his daughters on a porn run – [Flatusyahu]

Does anyone feel bad for Paul Abdul? – [Celebslam]

Uh Oh. Even more addiction. College Fantasy Sports – [College OTR]

Some Hot Russian Reality Chick – [NFL Juice]

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Jul 30 2008

Ashley Gellar Leads the PM Portfolio

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Click on the photo to see more of Ashley

Does anyone here know who Ashley Gellar is? I’m too lazy to type her name into a search engine. After looking through her photos my left hand is awfully tired right now. Damn. I like her.

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Sims and Ripa Ana Downes Candela Whalen Britney Cheer Oil

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Jul 30 2008

This Song Will Be in your Head for At Least a Week, But It’s Not a Bad Thing

Published by under Music

You ever notice how sometimes you’ll have a song in your head for a prolonged period of time and it just pisses you off? Clearly you didn’t intend for it to get there and you really want it the hell out. Usually these songs fall in the “really gay, I can’t stand thinking about this song” category. For a male, a great example would be “Dancing Queen” by Abba. And my apologies if you now hum “Dancing Queen” for a week.

But you know what just popped in my head that I’m loving right now? The theme to the show “Quantum Leap.” I’m just so hunky dory today and nothing is bothering me because of it. And who can forget that last swooping part in the intro when Scott Bakula is kissing chicks?


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