I’m going to go on record in saying that I admire Mikey Battz to no end for one thing and one thing only: his girlfriend. She is most definitely a hottie. Therefore I almost feel that I should be passing this post off to Hot Chicks with Douchebags.

But I’d just like to make one statement. Since when is the skinny flabby look in? Are women now into this? Have zero muscle tone, wear gold chains, use a ton of oil and poof? You get women?

I’m guessing I have a lot to learn from Mikey Battz. Then again, I don’t want to get shot by a person like me later in life for being a major league tool in the box.

Mikey!

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