Crystal Marie is a Myspace find and an absolute gem. Her ID is no longer valid on there but I managed to get a little tidbit from her old profile.

Wait for the man who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep…Wait for the man who pursues you, who kisses your forhead, who wants to show you off to the world when you’re in sweats, who thinks you’re the prettiest when you have on no makeup, and who wants to hold you everynight…Wait for the man who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you.. the one who turns to his friends and says…Thats her.

OK, so if I memorize this, spot her in a bar and spit this out verbatim, does she want to have sex with me right then and there? No, she’ll go for the 8 earring, steroid pumping, fake tan guy who just punched me in the face. Her statement appears to be reality but life doesn’t work that way.

I’m a nice guy Crystal! I will take care of you. I promise, I will. Give us a shot huh? I’m sending you my picture and a grain of sand. It represents the world you and I are going to build together.

Check out Crystal’s Marie after the jump

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