Would you have sex with this woman? Maybe if you live in Alabama and play baseball

Welcome to Wednesday’s wash. Hope everyone is having a fine over the hump day. In other news, I just came back from the bathroom where a guy who had a much bigger penis than me was standing next to me at the urinal. The answer is “no.” I did not look. It was that big. So now I feel kind of crappy.

The Wash

Alabama School Teacher faces 20 years for “seducing” 8 baseball players – [Sports by Brooks]

Using your face support isn’t the greatest idea – [Withleather]

WAG Number 118: Elle Isaac – [The Spoiler]

As long as you don’t look at Orlando Bloom’s ass you’ll be fine – [Drunkenstepfather]

Where and how to find beautiful women – [Asylum]

Maria Sharapova’s New Look for the Grass – [Bright Black Internet]

A Great Compilation of News Screw Ups – [Next Round]

The Miss Boston 2008 Finals is money well spent – [College OTR]

Photo of the Day: Do you like sexy Canadian Girls? – [Micklanders]

The 10 Funniest Moments in Boob Groping History – [Unibrow]

“Smurfs Got Money” by Lil Wayne – [Tastybooze]

The 5 Creepiest Advertising Techniques – [Cracked]