Exactly. Anyone who uses font like that should be put in a corner to wear a dunce cap for about 16 years. Here’s a line from Matty’s Myspace Profile: “F*ck you haters i caN RocK PinK Shades anD PulL It OFf!”

Sure Matty. You can pull it off with the other pink shade wearers who are headed for either jail or a venereal disease. Keep getting crabs and worry about those pink shades later dude.

P.S. We love the Italian Boot tattoo you’ve got on. I’m sure the real original gangsters were sporting those left and right.

mAtTy LiGht!!!

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