Jun 18 2008
These Kids Are Off to a Bad Start
Mom: So what do you want to be when you grow up Tommy?
Son: A baseball player!
Mom: Nope, guess again
Son: A Football Player
Mom: Nope, guess again
Son: ??????
This is an actual excerpt I read in a magazine.
“Yeah, you’ll be a cheerleader and you’ll like it you little twirp. No son of mine is going to be tough or be allowed to flirt with girls. See those women out there on the basketball court? That’s who you’re supporting because women rule, not you, you little small man. Now go put your penis back between your legs and wash up for dinner.”
OK I made that up but there are definitely moms out there like that.
Seriously folks, how in the world can you start off your sons in cheerleading? Are you just asking them to be gay? At least college male cheerleaders came from gymnastics or even other sports. And they get to look up skirts all the time.
But at this age? At this level of chubbiness? You’re just asking for failure. Take the advice from this school and we’d probably have a much better society.
In the meantime….Moms, don’t do this to your children.
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