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From Reuters: An Italian couple who were caught having sex in a church confessional box while morning Mass was being said have repented and made peace with the local bishop.

The couple, in their early 30s, were detained by police earlier this month after they had made love in the confessional box in the cathedral in northern Cesena. They were cautioned for obscene acts in public and disturbing a religious function.

Their lawyer said they had been drinking all night and realized they had gone too far.

The report managed to leave out the part about how peace was actually made by the Bishop and the couple.

Turns out the couple are parents to a 10 year old boy and it also turns out that blow jobs in confessional booths are a lot more common that you think.

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