When you’re in the NFL, NBA, MLB or NHL you are under certain contractual obligations year around. Either you’ll have to do some commercials, community service, make appearances at certain events, or pretty much do whatever your contract states. Unfortunately just playing your respective sport isn’t the only thing you have to do.

But I doubt anywhere in the “big” league contracts are players obligated to pose with imaginary superhero dogs. Meet the Kansas City Brigades Arena Football team pup. This pup isn’t even their real team mascot. Their real mascot looks like a character that would be on “The Family Guy” and is named “Captain Max.”

I mean little Pup is just a knock off of Triumph the Dog on Conan is it not? Well, at least the Cheerleaders kind of looked into it when posing with their imaginary friend. The players are probably thinking “do you realize how f*%king stupid I look with this thing? The Brigade Girls better be giving me head under this damned table man.”

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