Again with the pink sunglasses? What the hell is going on here in Doucheville? And what does Socky T mean? Is that the nickname for his jerk off sock?

What’s with jerking off into a sock? I never understood that. Speaking of masturbation, I can’t see how this Socky guy can possibly get laid by wearing those sunglasses. Then again, guys like Socky are the new generation.

Normal, jerking off with tissues guys like me are becoming a thing of the past. It’s a real shame. I blame myself for not taking more action against the pink sunglasses contingent. Pretty soon I’ll be in tanning beds 24/7. I weep for my future.

Socksy!