Now this my friends, is why Europe rules. Is there any such thing as an X-Treme Car show anywhere here in the U.S.? No. If you want to combine the best of both worlds: great cars and women giving lap dances then you’ll have to travel to Helsinki, Finland.

And you know what? Until the U.S. can get their heads in gear and put some nudity humor in its commercials then I’m just always going to favor European TV. And until the U.S. gets some damned lap dances at its Hummer Dealerships (Hummer is now being sold but the word “hummer” really applies here) then I just don’t think we can compete with the European car market.

These chicks aren’t even all that hot and yet somehow I’m more inclined to want to buy a car after seeing them than I am after seeing a “Ford Tough” commercial. I’m just saying. Women will always be the best marketing tools. Look at Axe Body Spray. Dude, it’s deodorant. Plain and simple.

Women man, women. Check out these broads after the jump

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