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Jun 05 2008

Congratulations to this Father of the Year: Kevin Federline

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Kevin Federline

This is definitely the guy I’d want babysitting my kids – via Bitten and Bound

I’d like to extend a warm and precious congratulations to Kevin Federline for receiving his “Father of the Year” honors from Prive, a Las Vegas night club. The article states that this is his second such recognition in a relatively short time. Second?

How many fathers are there in the United States? 75 million? 100 million? Of that amount of people you choose Kevin Federline to represent the pack? That’s like if you want to teach a person how to slam dunk a basketball on a 10 foot rim you go out and hire a midget to instruct the class.

What advice does he have to give? Go out and marry a famous singer with a penchant for psycho who somehow in her early 20′s is at the end of her career. Get a divorce. Settle and be set for life. Then get fat and try to be a rapper. After that, disappear and you’ll have all the time you need to be a good father.

Well, maybe I was wrong. That actually sounds like a pretty decent plan.

Kevin Federline: A true American.

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