Jun 03 2008
And yet more strange crimes come out of Colorado. Two guys decided to rob a convenience store and use none other than women’s thongs for their masks. Of all the things you can use, you decided on thongs?
Are you that desperate for vagina that you need an underwear covering your mouth? Go get a hooker before the robbery and then get a real mask. And at least have the sense to cover up the camera guys.
If I were to rob a store I think I’d use the President’s mask a la Point Break. Those were pretty bad ass.
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