Jun 03 2008

The Myspace Toolbox: Dario Carmine

Published by Natty at 8:00 am under The Myspace Toolbox

Dario Carmine

Something is wrong with this picture

This one is a definite first. I can’t figure Dario out. He’s got the look of a Myspace Toolbox. The hair, the earring, the clothes, even the skin tone. But what is going on here? His friends look like normal dudes.

I mean one guy is wearing a Dallas Cowboys shirt. Are his friends saying behind his back, “what the hell is wrong with Dario? Does this guy think he’s Vinny Boombotz or something?”

“We gotta straighten this kid right the f*ck out.” Maybe his real name is Dario Carminberg.

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One Response to “The Myspace Toolbox: Dario Carmine”

  1. bitchyon 05 Jun 2008 at 6:33 am

    he looks like an albanian gypsy. honestly.

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