Jun 03 2008
The Myspace Toolbox: Dario Carmine
Something is wrong with this picture
This one is a definite first. I can’t figure Dario out. He’s got the look of a Myspace Toolbox. The hair, the earring, the clothes, even the skin tone. But what is going on here? His friends look like normal dudes.
I mean one guy is wearing a Dallas Cowboys shirt. Are his friends saying behind his back, “what the hell is wrong with Dario? Does this guy think he’s Vinny Boombotz or something?”
“We gotta straighten this kid right the f*ck out.” Maybe his real name is Dario Carminberg.
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he looks like an albanian gypsy. honestly.