Alright. We’re just going to forget about the fact that George Clooney was the man even back in his days on “Facts of Life.” Let’s forget about his rise to stardom on E.R. We don’t even have to mention how badass a duo he and Brad Pitt were in Ocean’s Eleven.

And hell, we don’t even need to talk about how he’s become an incredible director. This, my friends, is why Clooney is the man. When you can dump a girl like this….

…..in your mid 40′s and know you can go out and pick up virtually any ridiculously hot girl from age 18-30 who will blow you at the drop of a hat…..and then know that if you get tired of her you can repeat this cycle until you are at least 80?

That’s worthy of a man crush.

Sarah Larson!