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Apparently the show “Gossip Girl” is trying to cover up the fact that one of the cast members is gay, so they hired skanky girls to hang out with him on the beach.  Interesting.  Can I pretend I’m gay?

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Look buddy, I see what you’re doing here. You’re sitting at your computer trying to do the whole “whatever the hell you’re doing” face, but give it a rest.

Would anyone ever think this is even remotely funny? I mean even the Cyber dork at the other computer screen who’s using his webcam to get a cheap laugh at 3am? He’s probably thinking “pure douche.”

Considering the warm reception for our first, “I really don’t like the look on this guy’s face” post, having come across these winners, I had to squeeze this in today.

Enjoy our winners after the jump

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Given that I recently saw Louis C.K. at Caroline’s, I thought I’d share some of his stuff with you guys. His show on HBO unfortunately failed (I personally thought it was impossible for his routine to make for good sitcom television, even though his stand up is amazing) but if you have the chance to see the guy I highly recommend it.

His humor is extremely dry and if you can’t find this funny then you most certainly don’t understand my kind of sense of humor and should probably stop coming to this site.

This was Shauvon’s biography for “The Real World: Sydney”

Shauvon is more than just a buxom blonde bombshell; she is also an intellectual sex columnist for Sacramento State University’s newspaper. Raised primarily by her controlling mother, Shauvon was pressured to have her ambitions and goals intricately planned out. This often resulted in Shauvon putting her mother’s happiness before her own. Tired of being told what to do, she recently broke off her engagement to a man who forced her to choose between a career and him. Although she knows she made the right decision, the wound is still raw.

Bottom line? She was kicked off the show, is amazingly hot, and parties very very hard.

Check her out after the jump

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I’m going to go on record in saying that I admire Mikey Battz to no end for one thing and one thing only: his girlfriend. She is most definitely a hottie. Therefore I almost feel that I should be passing this post off to Hot Chicks with Douchebags.

But I’d just like to make one statement. Since when is the skinny flabby look in? Are women now into this? Have zero muscle tone, wear gold chains, use a ton of oil and poof? You get women?

I’m guessing I have a lot to learn from Mikey Battz. Then again, I don’t want to get shot by a person like me later in life for being a major league tool in the box.

Mikey!

Ladies and gentlemen. Remember this name. Jaymie Ray Hunt. That’s right. This 19 year old, fresh out of high school bombshell is awaiting her fate to become one of the newest members of the legendary Dallas Cowboys Cheering squad.

“Jaymie Rae started her dance training at the British Ballet Academy and danced in school groups at Hanks and Desert View Middle. She was in “Viva! El Paso” for two years and was crowned Miss Teen El Paso United States in 2005 and Miss Teen Texas United States in 2006.”

Jaymie also has a Facebook page and if anyone can get me pictures of her I will post them immediately. In addition, I’ll give you a big chocolate chip cookie. I’m rooting for Jamie and I hope to god she wins.

A woman trying to make “manure bombs” using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said Friday.

Two women entered a farm in the northern village of Eberholzen Wednesday evening and started to fill the stockings with manure.

Police said it was unclear what the women had intended to do with the “manure bombs,” but added the incident could be linked to victory celebrations surrounding the Euro 2008 semi-finals on Wednesday evening, when Germany beat Turkey 3-2.

All I have to say is that any question of who the dirtiest, kinkiest, nastiest people are when it comes to any sexual or celebratory event has been put to rest by Zee Germans.

Now this is a successful stripper, unlike what I’m going to share with you all

I trust everyone had a pleasant weekend. Let’s just see if there’s anything that we might have missed in the days that have passed shall we?

The Madness

One of the worst attempts at stripping…ever - [COED Magazine]

The Best of Last week including a bikini jello arrest - [Asylum]

Guy uses one word to piss off a telemarketer - [Micklanders]

The Night Desk with Larry King Jolson - [Flatusyahu]

Marshawn Lynch distracted by a dancing pedestrian - [Sports by Brooks]

Not enough attention paid to the name Pujols - [Bugs and Cranks]

One of the best movie headlines I’ve ever read - [Tastybooze]

The Miami Heat Dancers get naughty - [Don Chavez]

Hot Chicks on Motorcycles - [Omedi]

Top 10 Greatest Italian Film Directors - [Listverse]

The Phone Sex Grandma (you might puke) - [Unique Daily]

Now that’s a hot gymnast: Alicia Sacramone - [The Angry T]