Why is it that every single time I see the name Katie Price there’s an “AKA Jordan” attached. I mean has it hit home yet? I get it. Her name is also Jordan. So let’s get this straight.

Her modeling name is Jordan and her singing name is Katie Price? At least that’s according to her Wikipedia Profile. Wait, she sings?

So what do you guys think? I’m guessing you haven’t read any of this because you’ve been staring at Jordan number one and Jordan number two. Trust me man, they stare back at you too.

Jordan’s bags after the jump

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Stacy Keibler and the best legs in the business candids at the Maxim Hot 100 party-[Camel Tap]

We know traffic is a little light around the blog universe today, but Uncoached is here to give you some stories to entertain those of you that are here staring at the computer all day. We’ll be a little short today but don’t worry, the Toolbox and She’s Uncoachable are coming up.

The Madness

An American Gladiator Audition Ends with a Faint - [Gorilla Mask]

Sydnee Michaels could be the next Natalie Gulbis - [Busted Coverage]

Petra Nemova is the Daily Snapshot - [COED Magazine]

Miley Cyrus getting naughty in some personal pictures - [Drunkenstepfather]

Interesting Photo Shop work with Porn Pictures - [Holy Taco]

Denise Richards can still attract the young crowd at MTV - [Bright Black Internet]

Natalie Gulbis can help you stroke it - [Don Chavez]

CC Sabathia Let’s one Rip in the Dugout and Brags About it - [The World of Isaac]

Lingerie Parties usually can’t be a bad thing - [CollegeOTR]

Psychiatrists are attempting to define “normal” sex - [Asylum]

A lot of crap has been laid down on Charlie Weis, and rightfully so. The man cares less about his body than most of his players would care about calling him fat behind his back.

But my question of the week is: What are you shooting at Charlie? That and what the hell are you doing with a gas mask on?

The Best answer will get a free custom T-Shirt from me that says “I called Charlie Weis Fat and all I got was this T-Shirt

This can’t be real right?

OK first off I’m going to say that I know this girl is 18 years old so I’m safe from going to jail. Secondly I’m going to comment as little as possible and post only pictures that I know contain girls that are of age.

I refuse to believe that any of this is real. Feel free to browse all of this girl’s stuff. She calls herself Princess Amy and it would appear she’s been to plenty of cheerleading camps and engages in lewd behavior with the other members.

Go to her page at your own risk

In the mean time, check out these pictures, are they real?

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Nothing better than waking up to a sexy girl wearing pretty much nothing except for knee high socks. Why is it the older we get the more sexy things that make chicks look younger are?

I could spend hours trying to analyze that statement but instead of fighting it I think it’s wise to just shut up and embrace it.

And these pictures will certainly slam that point home

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Now this is an absolute all star squad if I ever saw one. The people at Victoria’s Secret really know what they’re doing. You’ve got to be kidding me [Drunkenstepfather]

Welcome to the weekend wash: a fun look at all the wonderful things that happened during the week. Those of you who missed out in the office can catch up with these stories. If you’d like to submit your own feel free to email uncoached@gmail.com

The Wash

Derek Jeter and his dirty list of sloppy seconds - [COED Magazine]

These guys think they play better stoned - [The Angry T]

Chuck Liddell Dressed as a Pirate - [Busted Coverage]

A Playboy Audition from South Carolina - [Don Chavez]

Hunting for Baseball Hotties - [Micklanders]

It’s been a while since I’ve seen a Carlton Dance - [Flabber]

Stripper poles can be fun and games until this happens…. [On205th]

The Mandatory Gratuitous Cheerleader Sports Section Spread - [The Big Lead]

The French Open will bring us more Maria Sharapova - [Bright Black Internet]

Gemma Atkinson Topless in the Pool - [Doubleviking]

Petra Nemcova (and her cleavage) Make the Trip to Cannes - [Holy Taco]

Jessica Simpson Bikini Candids - [Camel Tap]

Once again, one of the resident Flickr gurus, Gymstar, has come up with some phenomenal pictures of the ladies.

I don’t know where this guy comes up with this stuff but I appreciate all of his efforts. This just happens to be a dance show put on in some club in a place that I have no clue of.

I know nothing about anything right here. However…

It’s fun when I just have zero reference for anything, but the article can clearly be saved because I have attractive girls in shiny silver skanked up outfits shaking their stuff.

Shiny Disco Balls after the jump

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One of the lucky few who didn’t make it

Now this segment is gonna be a winner. There’s just no chance it isn’t. I originated this thing a long time ago in a blog far far away. Now it’s back.

The title is pretty self explanatory and I think it’s safe to say most of these will be coming from the casual encounters section, male or female.

Every so often I shall find a person to make a craiglist post for me. That person will remain anonymous. However, I will share what the ad is and come back to you with the top three responses I’ve received.

Ready? Here we go.

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