I’ve been scouring the earth to find pictures of Tyrone Hill in street clothes. And the moment has finally arrived! To my dismay, I’m not nearly as excited as I thought I’d be. He’s just not a very good looking dude.

You know something? He actually looks like a really warped version of Billy Blanks from all the Tae-Bo videos. Ever try to do Tae-Bo? Damn that stuff is tough. Not only do I feel incredibly gay doing it but I’m very disappointed I can’t do a side kick.

P.S. I’d love to know what went on that night. Moses Malone, Manute Bol, Kyle Korver, young Willie Green, and George Lynch in the same room? Guys must have been mooching off of Korver’s “you look like Ashton Kutcher!” scraps.

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