For the first time in history we don’t have a guy from New Jersey, Staten Island, or Brooklyn featured. And even better? He doesn’t pout his lips or have orange skin.

Dommy boy is just your normal run of the mill putz. You know, the kind of guy you know smells kind of funny and masturbates more than pretty much anyone on earth.

He’s definitely a step up from our normal competitors but Dommy’s definitely a schmuck.

You know what though? I think I’d hang out with this dude for like an hour.

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