May 22 2008
Uncoached Headline: Maybe He Should Have Kept it in the Cockpit
The Associate Press reports that a naked pilot was arrested with his flight attended after a “drunken forest romp.”
“Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, and Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, both employees of Pinnacle Airlines Inc., were at a diner on the outskirts of Harrisburg on Sunday night before they apparently decided to walk into the woods, police said.
“They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially,” said Lower Swatara Township police Sgt. Richard Brandt. “That’s the best answer they had.”
In case you are wondering, they were both charged with indecent exposure.
Tell me though, who never went into the forest to nibble on a love muffin? They’re just kids!
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