May 22 2008
Jason Taylor and his new coach
The AP Reports that, “The feud between Jason Taylor and Bill Parcells intensified Wednesday, making it likely the six-time Pro Bowl defensive end has played his last game for the Miami Dolphins.
Coach Tony Sparano said Taylor isnâ€™t expected to take part in any team activities through training camp. The revelation came less than 24 hours after Taylor finished second to Kristi Yamaguchi in the finals of â€œDancing With the Starsâ€ in Los Angeles.”
Parcells was then quoted as saying, “I’m not sure if the NFL is like the army and has a “don’t ask don’t tell” policy but I can tell you one policy we do have: don’t go parading around in highly suggestive homosexual clothing being judged by homo erotic dancers. It just doesn’t give off a gridiron type of feel. Taylor should know better than to act like a sissy.”
Parcells was then asked “but you do think he’s dreamy right?” His response? “Don’t ask me and I won’t tell you.”
Taylor’s response to all of this: “Are you f*cking kidding me? Do you guys have any clue how hot Edyta Sliwinska is? Let me get this straight. I get to hold this girl’s skirt over my face or run two a days? Please.”
The man does have a point.
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