May 22 2008
Jason Taylor and his new coach
The AP Reports that, “The feud between Jason Taylor and Bill Parcells intensified Wednesday, making it likely the six-time Pro Bowl defensive end has played his last game for the Miami Dolphins.
Coach Tony Sparano said Taylor isn’t expected to take part in any team activities through training camp. The revelation came less than 24 hours after Taylor finished second to Kristi Yamaguchi in the finals of “Dancing With the Stars” in Los Angeles.”
Parcells was then quoted as saying, “I’m not sure if the NFL is like the army and has a “don’t ask don’t tell” policy but I can tell you one policy we do have: don’t go parading around in highly suggestive homosexual clothing being judged by homo erotic dancers. It just doesn’t give off a gridiron type of feel. Taylor should know better than to act like a sissy.”
Parcells was then asked “but you do think he’s dreamy right?” His response? “Don’t ask me and I won’t tell you.”
Taylor’s response to all of this: “Are you f*cking kidding me? Do you guys have any clue how hot Edyta Sliwinska is? Let me get this straight. I get to hold this girl’s skirt over my face or run two a days? Please.”
The man does have a point.
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