May 21 2008
The Myspace Toolbox: Matty Blingz
OK. I admit it. I’m in a pretty foul mood this morning so when I hear house music song after house music song it starts to piss me off. Matty Blingz?
Can we get any more of these large diamond “should have stopped wearing an earring 5 years ago” dumb goombas into our society?
Let’s just create a nation of retarded shirt wearing, baggy pants worn very low, and being proud of the fact you have an STD generation shall we?
Be a person Matty! Be a damned person!
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