May 21 2008
Danica Patrick’s Got Some Company: Milka Duno Ain’t Bad
Danica Patrick gets all the press and I understand that. She’s cute. She has a very marketable face. But let us not underestimate the power of Milka Duno. Duno is a Venezuelan born, former model, Indy car racer who holds the record for the highest finish for a female driver in the 24 Hours of Daytona.
If we compare Juno to Danica I see a few things worth noting. Danica’s got the better face. Juno by far has the better body. Juno looks kind of crappy in some pictures whereas Danica pretty much never does. Juno actually looks like a cross between Sandra Bullock and Meredith Salenger.
But Juno’s from Venezuela! That means she can Lambada her tight little tushy off. Juno is WAY better in the sack than Patrick. I just don’t see it any other way. So the final conclusion? Danica is marriage material and Juno would be an amazing college girlfriend.
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The only thing that makes it hard for me to get on board with her totally is that Citgo sponsors her and if you know anything about current events you know what I mean…politics aside…I’d totally hit that.
Umm, she’s fine but she does not participate in NASCAR. She is in the IndyCar series. Big difference. In case you don’t know, NASCAR race cars look more like what your Mother might drive, while IndyCar’s look like tubes on wheels. They both go really fast while IndyCar’s go just a tad faster. NASCAR also does not have two babes driving every week.