May 21 2008
Danica Patrick gets all the press and I understand that. She’s cute. She has a very marketable face. But let us not underestimate the power of Milka Duno. Duno is a Venezuelan born, former model, Indy car racer who holds the record for the highest finish for a female driver in the 24 Hours of Daytona.
If we compare Juno to Danica I see a few things worth noting. Danica’s got the better face. Juno by far has the better body. Juno looks kind of crappy in some pictures whereas Danica pretty much never does. Juno actually looks like a cross between Sandra Bullock and Meredith Salenger.
But Juno’s from Venezuela! That means she can Lambada her tight little tushy off. Juno is WAY better in the sack than Patrick. I just don’t see it any other way. So the final conclusion? Danica is marriage material and Juno would be an amazing college girlfriend.
Pics after the jump
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